Three hours on the dusty, rutted carabao trail had
shortened our spines by at least six inches. Just one more hour on the bumpy
road and we’d have our arms sticking out of our knees and our heads resting on
our hips.
“Are you sure this is the right carabao trail?”
uttered the head on the seat beside me.
“I’m definite!” I said, as I tried to peer over the
dashboard.
The old man from the last barrio we passed had
reeked of lambanog as he gave us directions. It was a good thing there wasn’t
anyone smoking or he would have turned into a living flamethrower. There being
no convenient road signs, he made references to rocks and trees along the track
to keep us on course.
Three hours down the trail and we were convinced
that the trees had either been chopped down for firewood or had grown ten feet
taller in the interim. The rocks obviously had weathered down at the same time.
Certain references had also been made by the other dwarves in the car as to the
possible maternal origin of the old man.
Suddenly the carabao track ended. There in front of
us was a big green lake. We scrambled out of the car, our knuckles and
gaping jaws dragging on the dry gravel. We stretched for a moment, allowing our
spines to telescope us to our natural height.
This is it!”
shouted Anton as he pulled out his rod… after taking that much needed leak, he
ran to the back of the car and pulled out his fishing rod. I knew exactly what
was in his head: a high speed slide show filled with images of big dalag and
hito fighting each other for our baits.
I thought back to how we came about the secret lake.
It was an early Friday evening at the shop and the group was debating the
possible repercussions of fishing the fenced-off Subic Bay marina. Anton had just
finished a list of legal fees that we would incur if we were caught decimating
the pargo population of the marina when the man walked in.
Silence filled the small store, along with the
familiar stench of a full day’s fishing under the hot summer sun. We knew at
once that we had a proeither that or a nutcase. It wasn’t so much the smell as
it was the look. His sandals were worn down to their straps. His jeans were
caked in mud, fishscales and blood. Snelled hooks hung out of his pocket and a
landing net worn from use dangled from a belt loop. At first glance, he looked
like he was wearing a brown shirt. Then we realized he was naked from the waist
up. Sunburn had etched its trademark collar and sleeves on his skin.
He smiled a big toothy grin and opened the sack he
was carrying. A huge dalag head hit the floor with a loud thud. We gasped in
shock at the sight; in our minds a phantom fish body had immediately swum into
the shop and attached itself to the decapitated head. Most of the ghostly image
was still outside the shop tail slapping unmindful shoppers. Mike, in a vain
attempt at maintaining his casual composure, leaned against the counter,
sending a large stack of fishing CDs crashing to the floor.
“That’s a pretty big fish,” he said, barely hiding
the tremble in his voice.
That insane grin was still on the man’s face as he
spoke. “That’s one of fifty I caught.”
The tension that filled the room was as thick as
gulaman in a freezer. What ensued were shouting and cursing, enough to put fear
in any man’s heart. Shoppers cleared the storefront faster than if someone had
yelled “bomb!”.When the smoke cleared, the scene was too horrible for anyone to
witness. Three grown men on their knees with palms together. Supplication from
this grinning despicable man was the farthest from our minds.
“Please tell us where you caught them!” we implored.
After thirty minutes of prodding and haggling, he finally gave in to the tune
of three Shad Raps and a spool of line. A great deal, or so I thought at that
time.
After eight hours of fishing, we had caught nothing
substantial. Some self -righteous anglers would even consider the two birds we
snagged while flogging the lake as “fowl catch” but we think otherwise.
“If it breathes, it’s fair game” was the motto of
the day.
“That guy must’ve cleaned the lake out,” growled
Mike as he packed his rod.
“Maybe he used electricity or dynamite,” Anton
muttered.
I wasn’t worried at all. “Well, we still cut the
price of those Shads three ways. Right? I mean you guys never complained when I
bribed him with them. Right???”
We drove back through the goat track and after two
flat tires reached the barrio. Mr. Lambanog was still there, we extinguished
our cigarettes.
“You caught nothing?” he asked, releasing a cloud of
volatile vapor.
“The man reads minds,” I thought. “A man fished the lake a few days ago…didn’t
catch a thing. So did the two guys last week and the week before.” he said.
“Can’t expect
to catch anything in that lake. Some fool used cyanide in it a year ago. Left
nothing alive … it’s great for swimming though, kills the lice.”
“That man …a few days ago, what did he look like?”
Anton queried.
“Can’t remember, but he had this weird grin on his
face when he left.” The old man gassed.
We drove home in silence. We all knew what had
happened, someone had sent anglers on a long, useless quest counting on an
angler’s innate greed as a lure. The poor victims, we’ll never know how many,
found out what we just did. Since they could never get back at whoever sent
them for fear of being branded as sore losers or even worse! – poor fishermen,
they decided to pass on the gag. A cruel, slimy chain letter of a gag. Such
unsportsmanlike attitude. Many anglers would have been saved from the pain we
endured if this was ended by those boors before us. How many more victims would
have fallen prey had this not happened to us?
“Stop by that
market on the highway,” Mike said flatly.
“Let’s make
it a really big pla-pla,” I added in an even flatter voice.
Bong
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